Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 25, 2026

Andy 60s Music: Sedara Baba And Nyonya: Relatives Names By Alvin Oon.

Sedara Baba Nyonya (The Relatives Name Song)
YouTube Video By:
#peranakansayang #babanyonya #peranakan

UP TO 1,000 VIEWS, 25 COMMENTS

Enjoy this original song as we learn how to call our relatives the proper Baba Malay way! 'Sedara Baba Nyonya' is written, composed and arranged by Alvin Oon.

Lead vocalist - Tony Quek; Children vocalists - Denzil Kwah, Darius Oon, Doran Oon; Additional vocals - Alvin Oon.

THE ARTICLE BELOW IS WRITTEN TONGUE IN CHEEK:

Wow! Here is ALVIN OON again with another creative, informative but humorous song to help you remember how to call members of your family, with courtesy and respect, using PERANAKAN or BABA language. Not easy to remember them though! No kidding!

 😄 Good Luck!!!

Below and detailed, my own creation and explanation:

In Peranakan or Baba Language, if she's your Elder Sister, call her TACHI.


If she’s your Brother's Wife, call her ENSO. 

If she’s your Father's Elder Sister, call her MAK KO.

If she’s your Mother's Elder Sister, call her TUA EE.

If she’s not married and she's free, what do you call her? WOW WEE!
😍

Maybe it's best that you listen many, many times how the video explains the name change.


After listening to the video, are you able to name your relatives in Baba Language, depending on your own status in the family? If you manage, that's truly wonderful because it's important to do so, otherwise, you may have a problem relating to them.

Nah! Just kidding. But then, some of your relatives may be KAY-POH, which means BUSY BODY? Oh! 

😎 Hmm!

Thanks, ALVIN OON and his singing group for the YouTube Video, without which this blog post could never have been produced.

The versatile, creative and humorous Alvin Oon.

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Monday, September 08, 2025

Andy's 60's Music Favourite 'Knock Knock' Songs And Jokes?

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When KNOCK, KNOCK songs were popular.

They were characterized by a call-and-response format, and usually with a humorous storytelling twist. Furthermore, they were interactive and catchy usually featuring a dialogue or one-liners reflecting the 60's lightheartedness. Social change and upheaval, these pops provided a fun and carefree world for listeners.

Beats Juliet screaming quietly: "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou."
And she's on the balcony. Was Romeo at the door downstairs knocking? 

By the way, the two Chinese ladies knocking on the door are Juliet Lim and Juliet Tan. They both come from 1A Meta Road, Singapore.
😄

'I'm Gonna Knock On Your Door' [1959]

Also by Eddie Hodges, the last lines of the lyrics are sung 
so quickly they need good timing and fluency of the language 
to vocalize them. Just listen to Little Pattie go...

“I’m gonna knock and ring and tap and knock and ring and tap 
and knock and ring and tap until you do!”

Little Pattie: 'I'm Gonna Knock On Your Door'
YouTube Video by: VintageVideoClips.

 
'Knock Three Times' [1970]

There was no 'Dawn' when the song was recorded, so
Orlando asked Telma Hopkins and Joyce Vincent Wilson, 
whom he had hired to work as background vocalists or,
in music jargon, backup singers. They became 
'Dawn' and K3T became a big hit.

“Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me,
Twice on the pipe if the answer is no.”


Tony Orlando & Dawn - 'Knock Three Times' (1970 HD 720p) 
YouTube Video by: NVNCBL @VINCENTDICRESCE.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Why?
Why who?
Y.M.C.A.


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Rain!
Rain who?
You rain nothing but a hound dog!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Everybody!
Everybody who?
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting!

'Knock On Wood' [1966]

Insulting indeed, when the teacher tells the child to 
knock his own head in front of the class and says it's wood.
The term is also supposed to ward off bad luck.
But then the song itself, composed/sung by Eddie Floyd, 
has a different theme. Amii Stewart sings it in style...

“Babe, you better knock, knock, knock on wood,
Babe, you better knock, knock, knock on wood.”

Amii Stewart - 'Knock On Wood' (Official HD Video)
YouTube Video by: Amii Stewart (Official)

BYE, BYE.

This is one crazy posting.
Three of my favourite knock, knock songs!
Andy, you going crazy or what? 😋

Images: Google.

Friday, May 23, 2025

Amusing 50s, 60s Music Tickle! And a 2013 Remake!

Clockwise:
Rowan Atkinson, Bryan Hyland, 
Ray Stevens, Rosemary Clooney

There are many amusing songs from the 50s and 60s, so here are four of them with lyrics that I enjoy. Only a part of the song has been displayed for each one. You need to check the full lyrics from the Internet and it's worth the time. 

The first song is about the location of a baby's dimple;  the second is about the clicking of high heel shoes affecting some teens? And the third explains how Tarzan has guitar lessons. The fourth song is a newer version of 'Goodness Gracious Me', by Rowan Atkinson and company. Originally it was sung by Peter Sellars and Sophia Loren. It's funny, truly.

Watch. Comments are welcome...

Here they are: [1] cute, [2] amusing, [3] silly and [4] funny...

[1] 'Where will the dimple be?' 
Rosemary Clooney and the Mellowmen.
YouTube Video: Rosemary Clooney - Topic

"On the baby′s knuckle, on the baby's knee, 
Where will the baby′s dimple be?
Baby's cheek or baby's chin, 
Seems to me it′ll be a sin,
If it′s always covered by the safety-pin, 
Where will the dimple be? Where will it be?"

[1955: Bob Merrill, Paul Hoffman]


[2] 'Four Little Heels' 
[Clickety Clack Song]: Brian Hyland.
YouTube Video by: Bryan Hyland.

"Two little girls came walking down the avenue
Two little girls who had nothing to do
One wore yellow and the other wore black
And four little heels went clickety clack."

[1969: Lee Pockriss, Paul Vance]

[3] Gitarzan; Ray Stevens
YouTube Video by: raystevensmusic.

"He ordered Chet's guitar course COD
Makes A, E and he's workin' on B
Digs C and W and R and B and 
And me and a chimpanzee
Agree that one day soon he'll be a celebrity
Get it, get it, get it, get it, ow!
Gitarzan, he's a gitar man
He's all you can stand, give him a hand 
Gitarzan."

[1969: Ray Stevens, Bill Everette]


[4] 'Goodness Gracious Me': Rowan Atkinson, 
Pixie Lott, Nick Mohammed: 2013 remake.
YouTube Video by: Pixie Lott 

[The original version was by: 
Peter Sellers, Sophia Loren.]

Oh doctor I'm in trouble.

Well, goodness gracious me.

For every time a certain man
Is standing next to me.

Mmm?

A flush comes to my face
And my pulse begins to race,
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom,

Oh!

Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom!

Well, goodness gracious me. 

[1955: Lee and Herbert Kretzmer.
Remake: 2013]


Images: Google.

Friday, August 19, 2022

Music Jokes n Guess The Songs Posters: Andy's Blog

There is never any intention to show-off or blow Eddie Calvert's trumpet here. Just an honest opinion and some fun and games when the world is in such a huge mess. If only more people would listen to their music and dance to the tunes; this world would truly be a better place to live in.

Blowing my trumpet: Eddie Calvert.

Andy,

Your blog will be considered a very important account on music of the 60's, especially in Singapore. Its history, the musicians and the bands, the songs they sang, it's all on your blog. Very nostalgic for those who lived through their heydays ad reference material for those after.

It is a reminder to the young that their ye-ye, gong-gong, ah-ma and por-por (grandparents) were young once and lived the the era of rock ad roll, jazz, rhythm ad blues and danced to The Twist and sang to The Young Ones. Indeed, those were the days, my friend.

Today, we often get news of a passing of a local music luminary.

Who carries the torch?

So please live live a long and healthy life, Andy! I wish you umor panjang, sehat dan kuat (long life, healthy and strong).

Merely speaking the truth. Your blog is an important document and I believe it is acknowledged as such.

Who carries the torch for Singapore music? The greats are taking their last bows. Who continues the legacy? Because I don't frequent the clubs, so I don't know the musicians or the bands. English radio stations hardly give the local bands any air-time.

Questions from an ignoramus.

[This short article is written by SL, a former NIE colleague, who is not a musician but has been observing the pop scene for some years. She has also contributed some articles. Thank you SL.]

Comments are welcome.

Name the song titles on some posters. Fun!

From left: Musicians Walter and his group 
with Andy n Wen Hing [blog contributor] 
at Table For 7 Restaurant, Bukit Timah Road.


Cotributed by Wen Hing.

Sung by Louis Armstrong and many others.

Yeah, not only is the cotton high...


Sung and Composed by Christopher Cross

Sung by Barbra Striesand.

Sung by Elvis and many others.

Sung by Earl Grant.

The Silver Strings with Andy 
appearing beside Rick Astley, Dick Lee.

[Song sung by many including Marilyn Monroe]

[contributed by Wen Hing]

I was shocked when this coffee shop assistant 
told me to. I thought it was his duty.


A very healthy liquid gold breakfast.

Don't gamble with Covid. It's still lingering around.

Even if they can play these
instruments, don't let them into the orchestra!
"See you later alligator!"
[contributed by Wen Hing]


Did you get the 6 songs?


What song is Elvis Presley singing?
YouTube Video by 'marakiblueair'

The introductory fanfare was written by SL, 
one of the above members of the audience 
who watched the Silver Strings concert 
at RELC International Hotel  2019.

Images: Originals but a mish-mash from Google.

Friday, April 29, 2022

Quotes From 1960s U.S., Elvis, Dino and 2020s Korean Pop Music Stars Black Pink

Singapore music blog expresses today's Blackpink and yesterday's Elvis Presley, Dean Martin and Marilyn Monroe on posters.

Today:
Famous from 2016

Quotes:
'Joy is not in things, it is in us.' Jisoo.
'Too much is as bad as too little.' Jennie.
'You put scars in my heart without saying sorry.' Rose.
'I'm not perfect but I'm always trying to improve.' Lisa.
Lisa, Rose, Jennie, Jisoo.
Today, this sensational Korean Pop group, 
catching billions, not millions of fans...

2 Articles on Blackpink. Click below:

Yesterday:
Famous from 1950's

Dean Martin, an entertaining, humorous crooner,
jokes about Pat Boone, known for wholesome 
pop songs and evangelical shows.

Known for her sensuality, this lady 
hits the headlines with her cute quips.


The King, died at 44, so famous, today's 
grandchildren are familiar with his songs?

Watch the quality of both these video clips. 
Eye catchers! They beat all the odds. The Blackpink clip was done less than 5 years ago; the Monroe movie more than 50 years ago. 
But both musicals remain just as entertaining and catchy.
BLACKPINK - '휘파람 (WHISTLE)' M/V
youtube video from 'blackpink'

Marilyn Monroe: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend
YouTube Video from Till Rye.
Thank You, Till Rye.
A very attractive and stylish video, indeed.


 Images from Google and coordinated using Collage App.
All images will be credited soon.

Thursday, December 24, 2020

A Merry Christmas n Happy New 2021 To All Readers

Please excuse the repeated name on these posters; 
they have been sent out to friends 
through the months on WhatsApp. 

NEARLY 4,300 READERS, 
 50+ CHATS, GREETINGS 

We all know the song, STUPID CUPID.
Hopefully, we'll be rid soon of STUPID COVID.







Rod Stewart - Christmas Live at Stirling Castle 21 - Nov 2012 full broadcast.
ROD STEWART MEXICO FC 2012
With Kylie Minogue, Michael Buble, Nicola Benedetti, David Foster.
 


Stupid Covid you're a real mean guy,
I'd like to clip your wings so you can't fly.


Images - Backgrounds are taken from here and there but words are mostly original. Thanks Google.


A few days before Christmas


方逸華 Jingle Bell - MONA FONG - MERRY CHRISTMAS. YouTube from ROC.