“I got to try the bagpipes. It was like trying to blow an octopus.” James Galway
“If life was fair, Elvis Presley would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.” Johnny Carson.
“Could the people in the cheaper seats, clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you’ll just rattle your jewelry.” John Lennon at The Royal Variety Performance, 1963
“If I didn’t do music well, I just wouldn’t have anything to do… I can’t cook, and I’d be a terrible housewife.” Freddy Mercury
“My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the ‘William Tell Overture’ without thinking of 'The Lone Ranger.' Billy Connolly.
"These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired
when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm."