Andy 60's Music Jokes By Musicians & Celebrities

“The first time I sang in the church choir, 200 people changed their religion.”

    Fred Allen 

Judge to the convicted singer and musician:

“Are you going to come along quietly, or do you want musical accompaniment?”
Spike Milligan.

“I got to try the bagpipes. It was like trying to blow an octopus.” James Galway

“If life was fair, Elvis Presley would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.” Johnny Carson.

I Started A Joke: Bee Gees. At MGM Grand, Las Vegas 1997. With lyrics. Thanks to LochRaven62.
                 

“Could the people in the cheaper seats, clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you’ll just rattle your jewelry.” John Lennon at The Royal Variety Performance, 1963

“If I didn’t do music well, I just wouldn’t have anything to do… I can’t cook, and I’d be a terrible housewife.”  Freddy Mercury

“My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the ‘William Tell Overture’ without thinking of 'The Lone Ranger.' Billy Connolly.

Reporter: What do you think of Beethoven?

Ringo Starr: I love him especially his poems.

Beatles first tour 1964 press conference.

"These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired
when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm."
Alfred Hitchcock.

So let the sunshine in, 

Face it with a grin, 

Open up your heart, 

And let the sunshine in...

Images and one-liners (with source) are all from the internet.