Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Valentine's Day Jokes Adapted For Singapore



Campus girls in the US and UK are reading our Singapore jokes not realising that some of the jokes are theirs, not all, some. 😊

1) Batman, flying around the Botanical Gardens in Singapore with Batgirl during     Valentine's Day, told her, "You're fun to hang out with!" 

2)  How did the Yeo Chu Kang farmer greet his wife during Valentine?
     With hogs and kisses.

3)  The snake in our Singapore Zoo?
      Hugs and hisses.

4)  The caveman in Stone Age Singapore?
     Ughs and kisses.
5)  What did the accident patient at The General Hospital say to the pretty              nurse during Valentine, "I've got a crutch on you."

6)  Ah Beng, who is in Secondary Four but in love with his English teacher, got        B-Minus for the language. On Valentine's Day he sent her chocolates and            flowers and wrote boldly on the card, BE MINE.
     
     She replied, "Thank you," returned everything and wrote, "It's still BE-MINE-      US."
My Funny Valentine: Frank Sinatra 
YouTube Video from: PM793

7) Which pop song describes The God of Love as brainless?
     Stupid Cupid by Connie Francis.

8) What do singles call Valentine's Day?
     Independence Day.

9) You date her on Valentine's Day.
    After that it's Ching Ming's Day. (All Soul's)

10) Ah Beng loved the Beatles song, "Do You Want To Know A Secret?" So on           Valentine's Day he went up to his innocent girl friend called, Ah Lian                   and sang it to her. 

      She walked off in anger after listening to it. Because his English was so             weak, he thought the song title was, "Do You Want To Smoke A Cigarette?"
Jokes have been localised and some are original ones.
You Tube: Aretha Franklin.
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Batman/Batgirl: from hdqwalls.com   High resolution. Thank you guys.

10 comments:

ANDY: Pop Music Not Pills. © said...

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Andy Young
IN SUCH A TRAGIC WORLD WE'RE LIVING IN, PERHAPS SOME JOKES COULD HELP WITH 2024'S VALENTINE'S DAY... CHECK THEM OUT.

CHIT CHAT said...

Andy Young
Thanks to ROOP SINGH for sending the first love message.

CHIT CHAT said...

Bibik Jenny Yeo
Happy Valentine

Andy Young
Bibik Jenny Yeo HI, Thanks for the visit. Selamat panjang umor, madam.

CHIT CHAT said...

Andy Young
Thanks BEN van der Laan-Hatikustia
for LIKING the post. A HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY to you.

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Bibik Jenny Yeo
Andy Young Kamsiah.. sama panjang umor

CHIT CHAT said...

Winston Koh
Happy Valentines Day to you too Cheers. 🥂🌹

Andy Young
Winston Koh thank you sir.
You enjoy your day too.

CHIT CHAT said...

THANKS TO THE FOLLOWING FOR LIKING THIS POST:

Andy Young
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Bibik Jenny Yeo
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Peter Cheong
Ser Kiong Tan.

Anonymous said...

Andy Young
Hi John, Thanks for the constant support.
Appreciate.
So I'm still in your klass.
🙂

CHIT CHAT said...

John Klass
Happy Valentine’s Day! 😊🥂

Andy Young
John Klass to you too sir! Enjoy the day... Love's a many splendored thing. 🙂

Andy Young
Hi John, Thanks for the constant support. Appreciate. So I'm still in your klass. 🙂

CHIT CHAT said...

Koh Daisy
To all the Valentinos and Valentinas, Happy Valentine …not just today but everyday.🌷

Andy Young
Koh Daisy hello. Yes. You're right. Thanks for the visit.