Image inspired by new title: DENTURE QUEEN - ABBA (Dancing Queen)
Old hits are being revised to accommodate baby boomers. So with apologies to the artistes concerned, the classics with new titles include:
Tony Orlando - Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
Bobby Darin - Splish Splash, I Was Having A Flash
Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr - I Get By With A Little Help From 'Depends'
The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?
Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon - Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver
The Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom
Procol Harum - A Whiter Shade Of Male
Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping
The Temptations - Papa's Got A Kidney Stone
Abba - Denture Queen
Helen Reddy - I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
Lesley Gore - It's My Hormones & I'll Cry If I Want To
Willie Nelson - On the Commode Again!
Cliff Richard - The Young Once
*Blogger Originals:
Skeeter Davis - Please Help Me I'm Falling Once Again
The Beatles - Now I'm 64
Bee Gees - I Started To Choke
The Beatles - 8 Days So Weak
Rod Stewart - Maggie's Grey
You have to figure out the pop hit titles yourself. You wanna add to the list? Why not.
With much enthusiasm from: Joe, LL's friend. Thank you.
Haha, nice humorous post, Andy. You can add Thimbuktu's blog called The Young Once to the list, i.e. "Cliff Richard - The Young Once".
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Take me home, Cefiro
Thanks Victor. Yes, 'The Young Once' has always been the starting point when seniors get together to discuss humorous titles for 60s pop.
ReplyDeleteI have added it to the list.
Thanks Roger, 'North To Hadyai' replaces 'North To Alaska' and 'Take Me Home Cefiro' = 'Take Me Home Country Road.'
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