Corny Music Jokes On The First Sunday In June

It's been ages since we had some jokes.  A few below as to why musicians aren't many people's cuppa:

GUITARIST: LEAD, BASS or RHYTHM
Q: What’s the difference between a guitar player and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: How do you get two guitar players to play in perfect unison?
A: Shoot One.

Q: What do an electric guitar and a vacuum cleaner have in common?
A: Both suck when you plug them in.

KEYBOARDIST, PIANIST?
Q: What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?
A: A flat major.

Q: Why was the piano invented?
A: So the musician would have a place to put his beer.

DRUMMER, PERCUSSIONIST?
Q: What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
A: Gifted.

Q: What’s the difference between a drummer and a bass player?
A: About half a beat.

From: http://www.theory.classycoolmusic.com/wp_theory/glossary/musical-jokes/

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