1 "Mommy! Mommy! When I grow up I want to be a guitar player!"
"Now Johnny, you can't do both!
2 "What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common ?
Both suck when you plug them in.
3 What do you say to a guitar player in a 3-piece suit ?
"Will the defendant please rise ...
4 "How is an orgasm like a drum solo?
You can tell it's coming but there's no way to stop it.
5 What do you call a successful musician?
A guy whose wife/girlfriend has 2 jobs.
6 "Hey buddy, how late does the band play?"
"Oh, about a half a beat behind the drummer.
7 "How can you tell when a drummer is at your door?
The knock gets faster.
8 Which Singapore bands of a feather flock together?
'Thunderbirds' and 'Firebyrds'.