SINGAPORE 60's: ANDY'S POP MUSIC INFLUENCE: ON THE MUSIC N MEMORY TRAIL IS MY OWN BLOG N ROLL PROJECT. NOSTALGIA IS PERSONAL HISTORY N PICTURES TELL STORIES. POP MUSIC NOT PILLS. ANDY YOUNG. (November, 2008). IT'S DONE WITH MUCH TIME AND LOVE.


"TO BE A ROCK BUT NOT TO ROLL"

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Music Jokes For The Valentine Day Hangover

1 "Mommy! Mommy! When I grow up I want to be a guitar player!"
"Now Johnny, you can't do both!

2 "What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common ?
Both suck when you plug them in.

3 What do you say to a guitar player in a 3-piece suit ?
"Will the defendant please rise ...

4 "How is an orgasm like a drum solo?
You can tell it's coming but there's no way to stop it.

5 What do you call a successful musician?
A guy whose wife/girlfriend has 2 jobs.

6 "Hey buddy, how late does the band play?"
"Oh, about a half a beat behind the drummer.

7 "How can you tell when a drummer is at your door?
The knock gets faster.

8 Which Singapore bands of a feather flock together?
'Thunderbirds' and 'Firebyrds'.

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